When my favorite singer skitters out the stage...
Whenever I'm not at the opera
"My favorite opera singer is Josh Groban"
When Nedda is stabbed in the play-within-a-play...
the audience on stage is like:
When the Met reported a drop in average audience...
(even with some confusion) i was like:
When the cameras zoom in on the audience during HD...
all we see is: but….we all know its like:
When Baron Ochs is describing his sexual escapades...
….in painfully precise detail…. the Marschallin is like:
The first time I saw Dialogues of the Carmelites
When I sneak snacks into the Live in HD broadcasts
i just sit for four hours like
buying tickets to the opera
When Wagner places mini instrumental ensembles...
When there's nudity in opera
When I watch an opera in Germany as an American
When a singer won't retire
When someone says classical music or opera is dead
if i’m in a good mood, i’m like if i’m in a bad mood, i’m like
When Joseph Volpe kicked Kathleen Battle out of...
he was like:
When there's a hot new young opera conductor
When the Commendatore shows up
he’s basically like
When theaters try and book Renee Fleming