When the three ladies see Tamino
When the tenor and the soprano fight in front of...
it usually looks something like:
When yet another review just says that the singers...
When the Countess and Susanna rock it out in...
When I sing a lament/death/mad scene in studio...
i feel like:
Returning from the bar after intermission ready...
When my dad gives me a Josh Groban opera hits CD...
I’m just like
When Susannah sings What am I gonna do, Sam, What...
I can’t help but
When that fun timpani player spices up the...
I’m just like
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When I found out that Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau had...
When Gustavo Dudamel and Juan Diego Florez do...
there’s so much latin spice that its just like ….and i’m inevitably like: Mmmmm.
When I'm trying to find my pitch in a 20th century...
i just feel like i’m:
Poorly executed Gilbert and Sullivan
How The Consul makes me feel
When the Mozart recit starts to get sassy
i can barely stay in my seat like: (example: all of figaro/cosi)
When I saw the opera selection available for...
When an opera singer is asked to do anything...
When Gheorghiu and Alagna appeared onstage...
it was all well and good til the love scenes, and then i was like:
When there's opera on TV
When the orchestra starts tuning
When Cecilia Bartoli sings Agitata Da Due Venti
When they sing "The Promise of Living"
I feel like
baroque opera: romantic opera:
When Desdemona sings "Salce"
i can’t help but: …and suddenly the three hours of otello were more than worth it
When I introduce my friend to Mady Mesple
(and he falls in love, inevitably) i just feel like:
When I saw Natalie Dessay's jacked arms in La...
Whenever Tonio's around Nedda
When there's an offstage chorus or soloist section
the audience is like
When there's a successful messa di voce
the singer’s like See “Pace, pace, mio Dio!”
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When a fifty-year-old lyric soprano sings Zerlina
it’s sort of like:
When the chorus marches in in a Verdi opera
it’s just like:
When they zoom in during the Met HD broadcasts
When the tenor is taller than the soprano
when he’s not
When an opera singer sings
when a pop star sings
When I first heard "I was looking at the ceiling...
(…and i was expecting it to be a little boring and nixon-in-china-y) i was just fascinated like: (audio)
When a white soprano sings "Summertime"
i’m usually like: but for some reason, when it’s renee fleming, i’m like:
When Romeo and Juliette sing a duet
american staging: german staging:
When a civilian recognizes the Rent-Boheme...
When my roommate tries to talk to me and I've been...
i’m just like:
When a singer has to "play" a stringed instrument...
it usually looks like: (example: Susanna)
When Wozzeck sees the moon in Act III
he opts out like:
When there's a duet in a Bel Canto opera
all the coloratura phrases just whirl around each other like:
When the tenor's rolling along
…and then unexpectedly takes the cadence up the octave:
When I opted not to go see the met's new Tosca
When people compliment how "cultured I am" because...
When someone tells me they don't like Elisabeth...
I glare like
When somebody, somewhere programs a Korngold opera